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I want to express their "financial".

I was expecting something magical, but it turned out – politikanskie strife. All dreams to take Davy Jones by the neck and instruct conditions, and therefore are chasing chest. In Lukyanenko, they're there or something, zadruzhilis?

The film is not for children, they simply do not understand, yes, and not for adults, by and large. Want a tale of swashbuckling pirates, beautiful governor's daughters and desperate daredevils, in combination, the smiths.

In short, remove from the scene all too much. I have a clear division of good and bad in children's films should not have to jump over your head, Kanayan psychological drama.

Add a tactical naval battles, as in the first part, and then a movie about pirates, but srazhenitse normal during the entire movie is only one, and that – small.

And it was not worth so lean on special effects, not quantity, but quality and individuality should be taking. Also seen in the movie storyline of Captain Blood, why? It was difficult for something new to think or just gained airtime in two parts instead of one?

Under all the funny moments necessary to sign a "see Part 1," that all may remember that we must laugh.

In short, the whole film an epilogue to the first and prerequisite to the latter, nothing of themselves are not reported.

Conclusion: watch all those interested in special effects and actors who played in the film, as well as those who do not have policies in life. Not recommended to look pregnant, children under 12 without their parents (there should be someone the question "why" answer), and those who have not seen the first part.

A few weeks ago I asked my piano teacher, which is older than I am only 10 years, as it relates to one of my favorite movies – Pirates of the Caribbean ". To my surprise, she replied: "I've never looked. And that, he deserves all the praise that I heard about him?" I have a few seconds, I changed my mind about the answer and then said simply: "Pirates of the Caribbean – a classic."

Yes, I did not dare say it – classic. This film, despite the fact that he was born relatively recently, has already entered the golden fund of world cinema. And not just because he has revived the pirate movie genre, but also because since the inception of cinema, no audience has not seen anything like it.

In "Pirates of the Caribbean" has absolutely everything that can boast of adventure: they adventure, intrigue, a fascinating plot, scale, spectacle, romance, fierce fights, car chases, humor, beautiful scenery and music, on which is breathtaking.

Gore Verbinski has created an amazing world that every kid dreams of, though he did not leave indifferent and little girls too. After all, life is a pirate – is primarily a freedom, but is there a man she does not appeal?

But this movie would have been the half was not as good without the genius of Johnny Depp. In his comments to the film 18-year-old Keira Knightley said: "He always pulls the blanket!" But it is quite natural, because it's his blanket! He – the center of the film, highlight it – the key to viewers' hearts. His inimitable gestures, demeanor, gestures, gait create a seamless and vivid image that he simply can not stock up at the memory. Johnny Depp plays the strange pirate so naturally, that begins to seem that he was Jack Sparrow in a past life. Still, after he had fashioned his hero, has thought his way to the last beads in her hair.

Of course, the rest of the cast pales against the backdrop of Depp. Worthy competition he could reach except that Geoffrey Rush and Barbossa, a pirate very different quenching. He is a classic buccaneer, not for nothing that his name is consonant with the names of two world-famous pirates – with the names of red-bearded brothers Barborossoy Barborossoy I and II. If Trump Dppa – eccentricity, the trump Rush – charisma.

But saying that the rest of the actors is impressive less than Depp, I'm not in any way meant that they failed in their roles.

Orlando Bloom plays on average, but he helps his handsome appearance, so that William LTL quite convincing.

Keira Knightley – my favorite actress. But her game I like only the first part of the pirate trilogy. In the first movie she is good, although I do not sympathize with her character.

Secondary roles executed with great skill, was particularly impressed by the Commander Norington and pirate crew.

I note that in the first part of writers' work is best done, as in the plot no of strain or artificiality. Just can not remember a great dubbing that Russian visitors are pampered infrequently.

I would not be surprised if in 30 years will remove the remake of this movie, and I'll convince their grandchildren that the old version is much better and Johnny Depp – the only way Jack Sparrow.

This is one of those films that you watch over and over again many times. And when once again I close my battered box with almost erased drive to the holes, then going to the kitchen to a drunken gait, Centerfolds, involuntarily imitating the protagonist, and poured himself some coffee, sing: "So let us drink a glass, yo-ho!"

I do not want to talk a lot about what I feel for this cartoon, except to say that this cartoon is impossible not to fall in love, is a masterpiece of love and beauty. This cartoon is perfect … especially the feeling which is the principal in this cartoon.

According to my opinion this is the best cartoon of the famous Walt Disney Studios and the most instructive life. Life in the fact that the main character of Belle, the Beast is not for the fact that he is rich, not for what he is a prince, but for the fact that he is handsome in his soul, in spite of the terrible shape. Their love is beautiful and animated look, with a smile at one go, even laughing at times over the naive good monster. This cartoon is not just one as traditionally at Disney. The main heroine Belle, brave resistant and stubborn for the sake of their loved ones capable of anything. This is not Cinderella and Snow White. It already feels solid and good character, a dreamy soul, sensitive heart. She already looks more like a real girl, and so probably makes more myself to feel sympathy. Monster, no longer the prince, who is usually in the Disney cartoons. He is cold, indifferent, not knowing love or want to know. But thanks to Belle for the first time he learned to love and be that as it was not, thanks to Belle, he becomes a prince. Due to the fact that the Belle was able to discover in it the best quality and not saying he is terrible. It was just by itself, helping to become a monster himself. And this is important.

That's the kind of love I believe, and it is this love should be in fairy tales, not about girls who dream only of the handsome prince, and when they see the ugly young man once laughed at him, laughing as long as the same is not the Prince casts his skin horror and plus not to turn everything else, and handsome. Such tales should be removed to bring in people kindness and love of spiritual beauty, not just the outer shell. This cartoon is not only possible but also necessary to look not just for kids. Adults will also learn and see so easy to live the idea that many cruel and narcissistic, such as for example the same Gaston people can not understand. But it is not difficult to accept people as they are and do them, thus a little bit better.

On the story I said, now is not much to leave the theme I want to talk about animation. God, this is simply divine. As even the most detail have been traced in the early-dark gothic atmosphere, breathtaking, and then bright and beautiful landscapes that make a quiet and happy sigh. To learn how to love the two characters was transferred to the screen, I want to talk a separate item, because it is really wonderful and warm and the thrill of their relationship feels even though a flat screen TV and a cold. As Belle and the Beast dancing, fed birds, dined together is only the warmth of the soul. As Bell told about his father and the Beast Gaston is quite separate. Animators have done their best, because the love and devotion is reflected in her eyes. As she clung to his chest as they sat under the stars as Belle was crying when I thought I had lost him forever, as their kiss broke the spell, and as they looked into each others eyes, freed from the darkness and spell lock. A low bow to you, dear animators, the studio of the great Disney.

Even the Russian voice songs in the cartoon did not spoil the overall picture. Transferred, they sang so beautifully, and that I want to get up from a comfortable couch and start to sing along with them, spinning in a dance to this song. In general, aka cartoon, our translators was a success, if not strange, for the glory.

I want to say at the end of this film I was not a little inspired and lifted the mood. This is a realistic tale of a love that can not forget or overlook. This fairy tale that can be implemented by making a little better each other. Hand does not rise to supply less than 10 points, although you want to put as many balls, how many stars on a cloudless moonlit sky. But if you go back to reality, then I'll put up only 10 or less.

Look … Fall in love … love the soulful beauty of their loved ones and friends. Thank you for your attention.

10 of 10

"How to Train Your Dragon" – a fairy tale on one of the eternal themes of Scandinavian mythology. Knight against a terrible dragon! Robert Zemeckis, even on a topic such film shot ("Beowulf")! Only here … is this true? Here's Dean DeBLua and Chris Sanders and decided to prove me wrong. They confirmed the main role of the brutal (to date) of Hollywood pepper Gerard Butler, spun the whole story about friendship Vikings and dragons. Thus was born the cartoon "How to Train Your Dragon."

Scandinavian Eragon.

Perhaps this guy first, who learned to communicate and understand dragons. That's the secret of his success. He was the first of its kind, although much to look at. He was the first who managed to ride the dragon. He is – the protagonist of this tale. He and his dragon Bezzubik. Just the fact that Icking good heart. Icking the world's first dragon rider. By the way, this character even looks like Gerard Butler.

Fashion for a good cartoon.

Now Dream Works had taken off a lot of non-simple cartoons. Each of their product is different in some sense and morality, which the animators are trying to convey to the audience (often a child), so their animation literally raise and teach children. Not for nothing is the same "Top" was the best animated movie of the year. More and more cartoons Dream Works fall in the number of Top 250 movies, and it is very pleasing. Moreover, that "How to Train Your Dragon" really deserves it.

Landscapes, drawn by animators are so beautiful (especially when flying with Icking Bezzubikom) that even resemble the planet from the most cash and the beautiful film "Avatar."

And most good things in this cartoon that he does not teach violence, but rather friendship. This cartoon that the most important thing in human life – it's friendship, and even the Vikings (fans of the war) got it.

ps Any Nibbler Bezzubik in the shower!

9.5 out of 10

Oh, how long I do not ever contemplate such a beautiful and good cartoons! Probably ever since the popularity of The Lion King, she wept and be touched by what is happening on screen. This all-new, bright and unrealistic exciting! It can not even call a cartoon, a full-fledged movie.

To begin with, that cartoon first captured me with its unique atmosphere, colorful action and elegant music. Almost every second I was crying from emotion, so he, cartoon, seemed shrill. Movie is full of a variety of feelings, this sadness, this joy, this courage, and fear, and they all passed me, the viewer, seasoned with excellent music, which seemed to play on the strings of the soul.

Surprised me, and high detail images. Characters worked inside and out, and thanks to good voice acting, the feeling that all the characters live and wanted them to empathize with each second. Bezzubik and Icking – that they are true friends who feel and understand each other from the very first meeting. Dragons were very colorful and less as most of them represented. Separately, I want to note Bezzubika so cute it turned out!

Scenery here is simply indescribable, which are only flights to Icking Bezzubike when mchishsya with them through the clouds. And this ravine, where dwelt Night Fury … But these tall cliffs vozvyschayuschiesya up to the sky! Strikingly beautiful cartoon.

And, most importantly, the very meaning of the cartoon, the idea that dragons are not evil, and that just need to try to understand them, not to kill, as it did Icking, me as a viewer, was exposed. Icking decided to take no force, and intelligence. He did not want to kill. He just stayed himself. Amended the cartoon three times and is very sorry that did not leave it in the cinema, while thinking that there will be another 3D cartoon with yumorkom and straightforward story, but I was very wrong.

Definitely, my favorite cartoon is now.

"Beauty and the Beast" – my favorite cartoon of all that has ever existed cartoons! Touching to the core story of complicated love beauty and the beast! Beautiful animation, superb music, great voice!

Highly recommend the cartoon everybody! Parents! Be sure to show it to their children! He is very correct and well shows what needs to be and what not!

10 out of 10!

Nashumev world-saga "Twilight" director Catherine Hardwicke seems overly imbued with the aesthetics of the film, and did not want to stop. And since the next part of the "vampire saga," filmed another director, Kathryn took up the medieval fantasy "based on". Reached almost the same as "Twilight", only without the vampires and a less global scale.

Everything is so beautifully started …

Marvelous European landscapes with fabulous castles, rickety watermill and turbulent flows of rivers accompanied by plain titles. Was at least some hope that the film will be beautiful, but she vanished after only ten minutes. Not that decorators and designers have not tried, but my only effort they have been directed explicitly at the track. The film looks gaudy, and all the scenery like a cardboard houses in a low-budget theater. Also do not quite understand some of the design ideas, like the trees are covered with thorns. It is clear that the genre of fantasy involves a similar, but it looks awfully stupid. Realism to the origin of the dark ages of the girls eyes, neatly summed up, and her hair arranged in contemporary fashion. On the street as if winter snows, that is, the idea of ​​the temperature below zero, but the characters walk around in the snow in dresses and shirts with sleeves rolled up. In the Inquisition are the Moors and the Chinese, and on an equal footing with the others, "Bull Falarida" somehow turned into an elephant, and a weapon penalty was renamed the instrument of torture. But the top point of the extremum on the curve of senility became a city holiday, in which instead of medieval music is kind of industrial music with a contemporary female vocal and dance townswoman, pardon me, rubbing against each other like modern clubbers (!!!). At what audience the film was calculated, and what his true genre identity – remains a mystery, but we're with a girl in any case had a good laugh.

There is not enough unless Pattinson.

Acting at the Hollywood trash – it recently. This axiom as "Our Father" has learned not only by Uwe Boll. In the movie "Little Red Riding Hood" is not as dramatic phenomenon. Played the leading role, Amanda Sayfred saw the corpse of his sister tries to portray on the face of suffering. But she seems to have mistaken the scene, because with an open mouth and rolled his eyes usually beat a very different situation. Both admirers heroine is mowed by the main characters of the same "Twilight," and even the hairstyles they have placed in the same style. It is unclear how managed to be drawn into this mess Gary Oldman, but he did not save the situation, but rather is likened to a general careless.

A new interpretation of old legends.

The writers managed to write an unexpectedly intriguing and relatively sane plot. Isolation rather unpredictable, there is a detective story, so that the viewer has something to tell fortunes at the time of viewing. If this script was at times better the beat, it would come out quite easily digestible film, and did everything to so many viewers spent time. But in the end the film crew could not even give the film entertainment. Director fights can pose estimation "-10", for felting a few men in the hay can hardly be called a spectacular fight. With dialogue, too, the seams, they are obscenely monosyllabic, though this probably has all become accustomed. Here's a sample conversation heroes:

- Know that if you're a werewolf, I'll kill you!

– I have this same wish to say right now! (C)

And from such simple speech is the whole movie, that, contrary to the famous saying, does not make him a genius.

Conclusion: The film is for fans of the saga "Twilight" and those who really want to laugh at the next trash. Picture "for the evening, which will be forgotten after a couple of days. Strange that is not too few people, Kojima "Little Red Riding Hood" like in all seriousness.

2 of 10

PS. But the werewolf went even very pretty, especially in moments of "lyrical digressions," so that designers plus sign for him.

Think of me anything, but I was waiting for this movie. I was spit on the director of "Twilight," I just like mystical films, stylish and with a nice picture. The first shots in this film were stylish, and Amanda Sayfrid in this movie was filmed. Well, most big plus was Gary Oldman. And like the teaser was not bad, quite peppy and stylish. But before the premiere of the movie scared me more and more. So that his critics have quarreled over the ocean very much. And the audience response was not very happy. And I anxiously went to the movies on this film, as it turned out, was afraid I was not in vain …

Beginning of the film was such a voice of the protagonist reflects on life and how she loves a lumberjack, but my parents wanted to give her in marriage to some offspring of wealthy parents. Well it's still bearable though … No you do not like anything? Of course the "Twilight" is not well, I did not expect, of course. Here, I realized that on this movie would be even worse. But many of my friends girls are very eager to see this movie (guess many of these franchises are what fans?) And it is in their opinion should have been romantically frightening. They were right it is scary, but not in terms of pumping suspense, but in terms of a feature film. It is terrible so much that you'll laugh the entire movie. I like laughing at the whole room, rather I am not alone, and the whole audience was laughing with me. Well, what if this is from the "Twilight" took not only idiotic line of love, werewolves, fortunately without the vampires and a couple of chips, but also impenetrable stupidity of the protagonists. Of course, all this thanks to the "genius" script by David Johnson, I thought the scenario here bother some people, but what was my surprise when I saw that it was written by one person. So once I calmed down for the "Wrath of the Titans" what kind of director is more or less normal, but it was not there. Johnson turns out to be a genius, too, will use her hand to him, or rather to his script, here I am really excited for the movie again.

If we talk about what a pile up in the script, and then pile up in his transference to the screen, one can not but mention the "genius" dialogs. Forgive me for such a detail, but only one erotic scene, when there is a prelude, the main character tells a brilliant phrase – "You do not want me?", Luckily this scene is interrupted cries for help. And here is full of such phrases in the whole film, and sometimes just laugh comes from the bizarre references that gives you your mind when there is admissible states that the main character moved to the "dark side", right there before my eyes the scene from Star Wars, more more. But sometimes there are funny scenes, and the creators apparently believed that they were still quite serious and tragic, but in fact they are very funny. And the finale does not hold water at all. So stupid finals and could not come up, there certainly did not expect, and even when it appears that the wolf has brown eyes, and then all the characters who in any way you relate to the story, too, brown eyes, begins to break through a nervous laugh. Well, unless you can come up with anything more idiotic in the film.

And of course do not forget about the "brilliant" director Catherine Hardwicke directing. She withdrew the film as though it is still quite inexperienced debutante in the world of cinema. And if this was her debut, it could still forgive her for all the disadvantages in directing, but when behind your shoulders a few independent movies and a blockbuster, such direction can not forgive.

By the way pluses, too, have, well, they certainly should be as this film I have not got 4 points. Another advantage could be considered a very beautiful picture, juicy, bright, stylish. Soundtrack quite peppy and melodious, and of course Gary Oldman, who's now at least as it saves the situation. Such actors as he is a bit – such that even in the most idiotic movie can play brilliantly.

Conclusion: We have before us a very stupid movie, with a couple of pluses, but the disadvantages that are available, so stupid and inexcusable that the movie turns out bad, even a little ridiculous, though those should not be …

4 of 10

The sixth part, I personally was waiting with much more emotion than the adaptation of all the other parts together, as it was she who revealed to us the world of Harry Potter, to turn everything upside down and forcing many readers at the end of weeping and immediately started to reread it again.

Definitely filmed the sixth part do not want to immediately reconsider, but she, like the book leaves behind questions. But these questions are in contrast to the book purely negative sense.

Who are you, David Yates?

Yes, I really would like to know how this man stole a director's chair, and who ever let this guy who had shot only serials! In the sixth part of it, as it turns out, wanted to reveal the inner world of the characters. But if the "Order of the Phoenix" and this could have a ride, then this part is especially noticeable roughness. In an attempt to show the "inner worlds of heroes", he turns them into idiots, and the whole setting in the "soap opera", from which, as said Hermione Graingers:

- I am now going to be sick!

Rupert Green is receptive only when he tries philtre, because in this moment you know – it should behave like a fool. But in the rest of the time he makes a dull impression.

Is that – Lavender?

So what turned a rather nice character in the book worthy of a separate description. "Girlfriend" Ron produced the most painful impression. With such a hysterical would not meet any normal person. But since the word "normal" is key, not surprisingly, what has happened has happened.

Dubbing? Again?

Translation is also steeped her charms, causing sometimes pensively scratching your head and puzzle over the fact that it was in the original. However, after the phrase "She has beautiful skin" began to think over who also wrote a replica of the character.

A Prince, where?

A "Prince" is present only as a title as a textbook and as a phrase: "By the way, Harry, I – Half-Blood Prince." What has become in fact the protagonist of the book – it is not clear. Perhaps lost in the deep "inner world" of the other heroes.

Finale battle?

None.

Is there a "light" at the end of the tunnel? Paradoxically, yes.

Felix Felicis

From the moment that Harry Potter ingests a potion of luck or, as it is also called Felix Filitsis. The screen starts to happen is really interesting events. Daniel Radcliffe suddenly shows, for what it took to play Harry Potter. Making faces, funny gestures, and generally comes off in full. David Yates stepped on the gloom and horror, but Dumbledore gives his best passages. Why is this happening? Because these fragments removed in accordance with the book.

However, the action "magic potion" only lasted 40 minutes. But 40 minutes with a small book in 2 and a half hour film adaptation of it is not even on the grounds that it Tipo "on the grounds".

And devoted fans is not enough. But since I'm a fan of Rowling's creative work with a big stretch and I once, was introduced to IMAX, my score would be higher than expected, but far from ideal.

8 of 10

Excellent movie. Only here can not be annoyed by Keira Knightley, has spoiled everything. Bloom played well. Depp, whatever you say, as always, is good.

A lot of fun moments, not counting the ending. When I saw "The end", I have, literally, jaw dropped.

The film is worth seeing …

Ps Just zashibitelny soundtrack.

9.5 out of 10.